With 14th February lurking around the corner, it’s time to brush up on those chat – up lines whether you’re a singleton, trying to impress your loved one again with your romantic side, or just to make someone laugh. It could be the start of something beautiful!
We’ve included some of the best, the worst and the inappropriate – though this is not to say that you should use them all, if you want to avoid a slap around the face. Do chat up lines work? It’s up to you to find out!
Warning: these do not have a 100% guaranteed success rate.
The Best Chat Up Lines
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- I’ve lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together
- Have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you.
- I must be in heaven because I can see an angel
- You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
- You must be a brush, because you swept me off my feet
- Want a raisin? How about a date?
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
- Hi, I’m doing a survey …What’s your name? What’s your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
- Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get
- Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
- You’re like a compass, without you I’m lost
- Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you
- How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
- I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye, because it has got to be a sin to look that good.
- I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away
- Do you believe in love at first sight.. or do I have to walk by again?
- Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
- Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
- Are you a thief because you stole my heart.
- Is there an airport close by; or is that just my heart taking off?
The Worst Chat Up Lines
- If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be called McGorgeous!
- Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
- I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
- Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?
- Is your second name Jacobs, because you’re a cracker
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- Your place or mine?
- Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
- The word of the day is legs, let’s go to your house and spread the word.
- I ain’t this tall. I’m just sitting on my wallet.
- The human body has 206 bones. Would you like another one?
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
- Get your coat. You’ve pulled.
- Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
- Are you a spot because I wanna squeeze you?
- The names Bond – Uni Bond, and I’m here to fill your cracks
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in
- Did you just fart? Because you blew me away
- I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
- Is your name L’oreal, cause you’re worth it
- Are those space pants? Cos your ass is out of this world!
- You know what would look good on you? Me!
- Is it hot in here or is it you?
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